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Have you ever thought about putting things up your butthole? If your grandpa Rick asked you to take some seeds and put them waaaaay up inside your butthole, would you? Like way up inside there, as far as they can fit?
We dare you to listen to your grandpa Rick and take this official Threadheads x Rick and Morty merch and put 'em waaaaay up inside your butthole. You’re young. Your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable. You gotta do it for grandpa. You gotta put this merch up your butt.

Welcome to Threadheads (Dimension C-137). Your Rick And Morty shirts have landed.

  • "I want that docking kind of love. Like penis in the foreskin kind of love."
  • "Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.”
  • "I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions."
  • "Scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing."
  • “Honey, stop raising your father’s cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie.”
    • “I don’t like it here, Morty. I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?”
    • "You gotta do it for Grandpa, Morty. You gotta put these seeds inside your butt.”
    • "Listen to your sister, Morty. To live is to risk it all, otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you. Oh, I’m sorry, Jerry, I didn’t see you there, how much of that did you hear?”
    • "The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. Smart people get a chance to climb on top, take reality for a ride, but it will never stop trying to throw you and eventually it will, there’s no other way off."
    • "If we can kill our enemies, but we can't jack them off, then how are we better than them?"
    • “Weddings are basically funerals with cake.”
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