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Succulent Christmas Meal T-Shirt

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Succulent Christmas Meal T-Shirt

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Nakatomi Christmas Party 1988 T-Shirt

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Nakatomi Christmas Party 1988 T-Shirt

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There's Some Ho's Ho's Ho's in This House T-Shirt Australia Online

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There's Some Ho's Ho's Ho's in This House T-Shirt

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Christmizzle T-Shirt Australia Online

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Christmizzle T-Shirt

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Jesus Loves You T-Shirt Australia Online

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If You Don't Sin I Died for Nothing T-Shirt Australia Online

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If You Don't Sin I Died for Nothing T-Shirt

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I'll Be Back Jesus T-Shirt Australia Online

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I'll Be Back Jesus T-Shirt

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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals T-Shirt

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals T-Shirt

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It's A Festivus Miracle T-Shirt

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He Sees You T-Shirt

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Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho T-Shirt

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If You Don't Sin Jesus T-Shirt Australia Online

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If You Don't Sin Jesus T-Shirt

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Smells Like Christmas T-Shirt

Smells Like Christmas T-Shirt

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Jesus Birthday T-Shirt Australia Online

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Jesus Birthday T-Shirt

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Shop the Ultimate Collection of Funny Christmas T-Shirts and Graphic Christmas Tees

Do you think that when Jesus Christ was born, he knew that his birthday would be used as an excuse by more than 2 billion people to explain away their sudden chubbiness? Or perhaps, that it would be exploited by Megacorp McMegacorps everywhere to encourage people to spend money on random gifts like a fish training kit or a 20-litre bucket of pumpkin purée?

Totally not what we’re doing by selling funny Christmas tee shirts and Christmas hoodies. Absolutely, indubitably, definitely, unquestionably not. But—you’d look pretty holy in this Believe in Miracles Christmas t-shirt or this Silent Night Christmas sweater.

These exclusive Christmas designs are looking pretty tasty now, aren’t they? Tell your studmuffin to Jingle Your Balls, now.

Exclusive Graphic Christmas T-Shirt Designs by Threadheads. More Exclusive Than a Ticket to Jesus’ Baptism.

Okay, maybe we’re joking about that last sentence. We’re a pretty cool brand, and we make some of the funniest t-shirts on the internet. And even some of the rudest t-shirts on the internet. (Our mum even told us so.) But even if we decked out Jesus in the funniest Threadheads ensemble (like this Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus crop tee), we’d still miss out on a ticket to the big man’s baptism. It’s no easy task trying to impress his father. You know, God.

Anyway, if you’re reading this, it’s probably ho-ho go-time. And there’s no better way to ensure you get lots of ho-hos and ha-has than in an exclusive Christmas sweater design on the big man’s birthday. Our Threadheads men's Christmas sweaters and women’s Christmas t-shirts are designed by in-house artists that we keep locked up in our basement. (You know what Jesus said, ‘if you don’t sin, I died for nothing.’)

So. Do you really want to risk wearing the same ugly Christmas shirt as your Aunt Gladys? Exactly. You don’t. Unless you’re in a relationship with your Aunt Gladys. And if you’re in a relationship with your Aunt Gladys, how did you tell your parents? I’ve been trying for years.

Cool Christmas Facts to Talk About in Your Cool but Ugly Christmas Shirt

Don’t be that person at your Christmas dinner. You know, the one dropping the same lame dad jokes about Christmas. We hate to break it to you, but no one wants to know that Santa Jaws delivers Christmas presents to sharks. Or that Santa’s favourite singer is Elf-is Presley. Stop it.

Instead, you could be dropping some Christmas knowledge bombs with these tinsel-tingling facts about that one day in December on which you end up 10x heavier:

You can thank the Dutch for feeding Santa cookies and milk. And driving up cookie and milk sales on Christmas Eve.
Some of the first artificial Christmas trees were made of goose feathers that were dyed green.
Mistletoe is considered an aphrodisiac. Hubba Hubba.
Jingle Bells is the first song played in space. Now, will you Jingle My Balls?
Rio De Janeiro set the record for the world’s largest floating Christmas tree. They must’ve been bored.

The Best Collection of Christmas T-Shirts Since Jesus Walked on Water

Forget about the moon landing. Forget about electric cars. Forget about the Oscar’s slap. Our collection of Christmas shirts is the best thing to happen since Jesus walked on water.

So, what are you waiting for?

Oh, and tell us, what do you call someone who’s afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

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