Did you know that based on one super obscure survey we found on the internet that probably has no scientific merit, only 1% of people don’t like ice cream? We like those stats. So the chances that you’ll love this Streets merch are pretty high.
If you’re a cream crusader, this is your nirvana, pals. I scream. You Scream. We all scream for Joaquin Phoenix. Ooops. Ice cream. We meant ice cream. We swear.
Find Your Flavour: Splice Shirts, Paddle Pop Shirts, Golden Gaytime Shirts and More
Do you remember that line from Forrest Gump? You know, the one where he says that life is like a freezer full of ice creams, you never know what you’re going to lick next. Ok—maybe we’ve made some adjustments to that, but you get it.
Ice cream doesn’t discriminate. Whether you’re lactose intolerant, lactose tolerant, vegan, gluten-free, chimpanzee, or a pencil sharpener, there’s a type of ice cream for you.
And this is no one-size-fits-all situation. It’s more of a Cinderella’s glass slipper sort of vibe. Most of us have our favourite ice cream. And 99% of the time, it’s either Streets
Splice or Streets Golden Gaytime. (We’re totally not biased at all.)
Maybe you like to slice, dice, and splice your way to a good time. You’ll probably need a Splice Shirt for that.
Maybe you love to paddle and pop up your favourite body of water. You’ll probably need a Paddle Pop Hoodie for that.
Maybe you adore sharing Gaytimes with your friends. You’ll probably need to make them golden in a Golden Gaytime Shirt. You know what they say. It’s hard to have a Gaytime on your own.
And maybe you take delight in watching the world burn, and you hate ice cream. You’ll probably need to slowly step away from this page. Try some of these funny t-shirts—these might be up your alley.
The Inside Scoop On Streets Ice Cream T Shirts
Alright, this is not the inside scoop. If anything, it’s an outside scoop—these are just five uber-cool facts we could find on the internet about Streets Ice Cream. And they’re totally not intended to convince you to scoop up all our drool-worthy Bubble O’Bill shirts and Golden Gaytime shirts. (Alright, maybe they are.)
- The surname of the bloke who invented Streets is Street. Dun-dun-dun. Plot twist. Well, not really. It makes sense.
- Ted started by making Streets ice cream in the back of his shed in New South Wales, Australia. We’re still working out whether he had council approval.
- Streets Ice Cream is over 100-years-old. And we’re just trying to make it through Wednesday.
- They did some fancy-schmancy research and worked out that ice cream can illuminate the pleasure zones in your brain. Hubba Hubba.
- All Streets soft plastic ice cream wrappers can be recycled at over 1,800 RedCycle drop-off points at Coles and Woolies stores in Australia. Yay, saving the planet. Woot woot.
What The Reddit Experts Are Saying About Ice-Cream Haters
At Threadheads, we believe that most life lessons are learnt on Reddit. How do you think we come up with our terrible Facebook ads that you all seem to hate? Duh. Reddit.
Well, when one Reddit user decided to express her unpopular opinion about hating ice cream, the experts spoke. And oh gosh, did they speak.
You monster. Ice cream makes life worth living.
Ouch. We don’t think you’re a monster. If you hate ice cream, that’s your prerogative. You probably hate puppies. You probably also hate cute, chubby babies.
Sure, you’d look slurp-worthy in a Bubble O’Bill Shirt. We can’t deny it. But we definitely don’t want you to feel uncomfortable wearing a Streets x Threadheads tee if you’re an ice-cream hater. So, please, try these sticker packs instead.
The Notorious Ice Cream. Bubble O’Bill Shirts and Might Max Up In the Limousine.
You would have noticed by now that we have a habit of rewriting song lyrics until they're completely butchered. So, here’s a little ditty by the Notorious Ice Cream:
It was all a cream.
I used to read Scoop Up! magazine.
Bubble O’Bill and Mighty Max up in the limousine.
Yeah, so these Streets tees are dedicated to all the ice creams they told me I’d never lick clean. If you don’t know, now you know, sugar!
Supercali-flavouristic-expiali-delicious Splice T Shirts and Paddle Pop T Shirts
We had to write something clever using that song from Mary Poppins, too. So, that’s all. Here’s to Supercali-flavouristic-expiali-delicious ice cream tees. Toodaloo, you sweet tooth!