Show us a human that wants to go to a retail store to buy geek t-shirts.
Just as we suspected. The thought of being miles away from a computer, entering a crowded store and, even worse, getting hassled by a sales clerk who thinks he understands the mad fashion science of nerdy t-shirts is enough to make you want to Ctrl-Alt-Del your life.
Spare yourself the suffering and one-up your clothing game online at Threadheads instead!